May your St. Patrick's day be safe and free from idiots swilling green beer

The image and text below was found on Facebook*

via Celtic Culture in New England
https://www.facebook.com/groups/253094621401373/1112278692149624

"Well kids, it's that time of year again. We're going to work our butts off this weekend. We'll be playing to throngs and throngs of drunken unappreciative idiot Millennials (all with green waxed mustaches and green craft stout served in Mason jars), being force-fed corned beef and cabbage (would it kill them to have a vegan gluten-free option?), and having green beer spilled upon our immaculate duds, but we might as well try to make it fun. So, before you head off to whatever pub, Irish festival, nursing home, or parade you're performing at this St. Patrick's Day season, print off a few of these Bingo cards (jumbled, of course), take a handful of chocolate leprechaun gold coins, and see who in your band gets the first BINGO!

For your convenience, "Play Danny Boy" is a free spot. 

And since you'll probably be sick of substandard pints and rounds of cheap whiskeys shots, maybe opt for a nice sauvignon blanc, tekka maki roll, or maximum strength Tylenol for your winning bandmate instead."


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* A tip o' the hat to Autumn Rhodes
(I am not sure is a real person or a pseudonom), who posted this March 14, 2015.