notloB Parlour Concerts Abandons 7-Year Mission, Goes Crass Pop/Commercial

NEWSFLASH! 

notloB Parlour Concerts has decided to abandon its seven year mission of being a not-for-profit all-volunteer collaborative presenting acoustic string music in small, intimate settings, and will be selling out, presenting crass untalented commercial pop artists in large arenas!

The spring season:

BRITNEY SPEARS 
JUSTIN BIEBER 
MADONNA*
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK

MUMFORD AND SONzzzzzz

MORE TO BE ADDED!

*We are very excited about Madonna's bluegrass project!

Read about it here.

In the immortal words of Jack Hardy, "NO! NAE! NEVER!"
April fools!